What The Even Fuccckkk???!!!??!

#canadian #whitegirl #cis

hellacatholic:

when i was little my mom told me that you get a baby when you share something special with someone and one day this boys mom brought him mcdonald’s for lunch and he shared his fries with me so i was like “when are we having the baby” 

(Source: 9rimes, via lubricates)

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velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens, via cramp)

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mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

(via internetexplwhorer)

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hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

(Source: motomis, via myheadisloud)

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snapchatting:

reblog if you hate 6th grade! the teachers are out to get you and everyone is changing :(

(via heliolisk)

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goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(via hashtagugly)

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

(via dulect)

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kawaiirostam:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

kawaiirostam:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via meatbicyclevevo)

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dr-haunted-howse:

image

we found a camera from around 5 years back and this was the only thing on it

(via hashtagugly)

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fawun:

unfollowing me wont help you lose your virginity

(via heliolisk)

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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via ugly)

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If abortion and birth control become illegal

prolongedeyecontact:

bebinn:

deathbysharpie:

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

Can’t put it much more simply than that.

#TRUTH

(via womnnaise)

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