What The Even Fuccckkk???!!!??!

#canadian #whitegirl #cis

enemaroberts:

me: you’re so big

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him: that’s just the tip babe

me:

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(Source: spookyenema, via rnasturbaking)

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damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

(Source: doritodictator, via officialwhitegirls)

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psa

thatonelesbiangirl:

co8alt-thief:

if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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bugspraying:

When someone asks me for help 

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(via officialwhitegirls)

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andrysb24:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

andrysb24:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

(Source: worshipyeezus, via myheadisloud)

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Anonymous asked: I was at an Italian restaurant and they let you write on the table (it was covered in paper) and I wrote down your URL in very large letters. Your welcome for the free advertisement.


Answer:

officialunitedstates:

I was wondering where those 16,500 new followers came from

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owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

(via vvendys)

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thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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sexyguykai:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?

sexyguykai:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?

(via lucillesballs)

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