What The Even Fuccckkk???!!!??!

#canadian #whitegirl #cis

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?



christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

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christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

(Source: misterjakes, via rnasturbaking)

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12 hours ago

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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(via guy)

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12 hours ago
fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

(via dulect)

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12 hours ago

lanactrlaltdelrey:

hugoaguilera:

"hey can you do me a favor?"

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"but-"

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when people take your url off a post and try to pass it off as their own

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(Source: versaceslut, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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12 hours ago

officialunitedstates:

inmyheadandonmymind:

officialunitedstates:

did good on my bread final

no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

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12 hours ago

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga, via calum-del-ray)

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12 hours ago
emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 
Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 
Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 

Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 

Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

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(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

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12 hours ago

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

(via zackisontumblr)

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12 hours ago

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

(via heliolisk)

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12 hours ago
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